Oh, boy! It's Kratos telling dad jokes

Back in 2018, Polygon teamed up with Christopher Judge who voices Kratos in God of War to tell dad jokes as Kratos.

Some of the best crackers included:

I am at terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish, boy.

What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

If Santa Monica Studio could incorporate these into the next God of War game, that’d be great.