Back in 2018, Polygon teamed up with Christopher Judge who voices Kratos in God of War to tell dad jokes as Kratos.
Some of the best crackers included:
I am at terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish, boy.
What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
If Santa Monica Studio could incorporate these into the next God of War game, that’d be great.