Oh, boy! It's Kratos telling dad jokes

Who knew Kratos was such a funny dad?

Back in 2018, Polygon teamed up with Christopher Judge who voices Kratos in God of War to tell dad jokes as Kratos.

Some of the best crackers included:

I am at terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish, boy.

What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

If Santa Monica Studio could incorporate these into the next God of War game, that’d be great.