So apparently there are Sonic Adventure 2 mods that let you play as a goose and damage your character whenever you try to collect rings. SA2 is defined by 1) Sonic and 2) getting rings as part of the adventure so this feels like a Ship of Theseus kind of problem. But it looks funny as hell.
Sonic Adventure 2 + Untitled Goose Game = this?
Gotta goose fast!